Wednesday
Branson V: Keep Fucking That Chicken
Pudgie: how did you beat the sink? did you verbally accost it? or use a magic spell?
Versace: we changed our approach. we did it in three stages
after the plunging, i cleaned everything up, as if signaling to the sink that we were "done" and it had won
i let it enjoy a night of thinking
then the next morning i poured Clorox straight down its throat
Pudgie: yeah, sink gets cocky.. thinking it can relax
Versace: and after that i dropped abt a cup of baking soda and chased that with some white vinegar
and i clogged the holes
i made a bleach volcano
Pudgie: "you lose! sink!"
Versace: sink be sunk
Pudgie: so, you are blind now right? from the bleach splashing up in your eyes.
Versace: yes, but it is all part of the delicious voctory
victory
sorry i can’t type right because i am blind
i think i may have meaninglessness
Pudgie: but, your teeth and hands are clean.. and pig flu free
it's like the M night 
shamalamadingdong twist
where people are like.. "Oh shit, he went blind.. from the bleach.. how sad.."
"..just to unclog a sink"
and then it's like..
“Oh fuck! everyone is dying from the pig-bird-human-flu mutation.. gryphon.."
and you are like.. "I'll just wash my hands.. and It'll be cool.. cause my sink will drain"
and you survive
and.. everyone is like.. "He had to go blind to really see how to survive."
Versace: I SAVED HUMANITY
I SACRIFICED MY EYES FOR HUMANITY
i will lead the naked people to the sink by their vaginas and penises
Pudgie: yeah, i left out that part.. cause it's a nice surprise
Versace: thats the NC17 version
Pudgie: the H17N version
Versace: and someone will ask is that a urine cake in your toilet?
Pudgie: pussy cake biatch
Versace: and i will reminisce abt the time we talked abt pussacake
Pudgie: that will be one of the last conversations that you will be able to visually remember
Versace: and float on the wings of a memory
and i will shake my head and i will say, “i wish the sink had won”
Pudgie: maybe the sink did win
Versace: maybe i am the sink and the sink was me
maybe we played a role playing game
Pudgie: a sexy role play.. i mean. all that plunging and bleach
i think it is "cuca"
Versace: i feel that
Pudgie: in guatamala, honduras and venezuela maybe
cuca can be:
9. Cunt (vagina). (Ante Meridian & Central America) (m)"
Versace: what is 1.-8.?????
Pudgie: boring ass shit
Versace: i think you just made an interesting discovery of the word "ass-shit"
Pudgie: and.. the organization of the page doesn't even make sense.. it's saying that "cunt" is a verb..
Versace: i cunt to 69
that is the lamest joke I ever made
Pudgie: i thought you were for real.
Versace: but it covers up the ass-shit you just made, "boring ass-shit"
like literally, very interesting
Pudgie: holy shit
there was a referent.
Versace: shit that came out of an ass and it was boring
how was it boring?
in itself, it was boring
Pudgie: well.. I was thinking more about the "'nothing' is meaningless" phrase..
oh.. well it was boringass like stupid-ass
and really.. boring-ass could be a misdirection of "boring as"
..so.. "boring as shit"
and .. shit is boring
it just sits there
in a pile
Versace: yes, but the syllabic emphasis on ass-shit is unique.
i.e. hello, ass shit
Pudgie: hello. ass! shit!
Versace: cf. ass hole
ass as adj, shit as noun
Pudgie: it's more like associative communication
hey, house roof!
Versace: it's obvs, exactly
e.g. face nose
Pudgie: yeah
Versace: or mouth words
or brain thoughts
or dick piss
Pudgie: yeah.. mouth words
and brain thoughts follow boring-dick piss
Versace: beware of where the hypen lies
Pudgie: boring dick-piss
Versace: word
Pudgie: boringdickpiss
Versace: check that url unless you want to be poor all your life
Sorry, we couldn't find www.boringdickpiss.com
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Pudgie: dude.. you have to be careful.. if we check it.. and it aint claimed.. then someone will steal it
they'll be like.. "buy www.boringdickpiss.com for $15"
Versace: well, i am the sink. that's exactly what i want
Pudgie: "this site is currently unclaimed"
Versace: http://www.assshit.com/
Assshit.com
What you need, when you need it
Pudgie: dude.. my corporate filter will all get mad ass-shit at Versace for browsing www.assshit.com at work
Versace: ok
Pudgie: is there like.. a.. www.bassshit.com
?
Versace: we can talk abt nothing is meaningless if you want
bass shit? as in stand up bass shit? or striped bass shit?
is striped bass shit striped?
Pudgie: all that shit
or.. even
b(ad)assshit.com
Versace: parentheses clog the sink
Pudgie: my fucking sink is full of parentheticals :(
bleach won't get those out..
Versace: need to change them to null sets
Pudgie: {{},{},{}}
Versace: YEAH
That looks like an ear shit
Pudgie: {{{},{}},{{},{}},{{},{}}}
Versace: yeah you eating head bran
Pudgie: it never ends
Versace: brain bran
Pudgie: bran bran
bro bran
bran for bros
Versace: bran bros.
brothers bran
uh oh
Pudgie: don't do it
Versace: are you fucking with Versace?
Pudgie: what that?
Versace: bran bros
Pudgie: yeah
Versace: bran...
Pudgie: hehe
…son
Versace: FUCK
Pudgie: rules everything around me
Versace: it is the non-orientable sink
Pudgie: we've flipped over to our reflection
"reflection"
Versace: everything becomes Branson in the sink
the black hole
even Ourboros is close enuf to branson!
if we slide a few marks around there
Pudgie: all is branson
Versace: i would need to do it on a flow chart
Pudgie: we established that in .. our year of the branson.. 2008
Versace: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouroboros
O u r o b o r o s
b r a n s O n
Pudgie: you understand now that Ouroboros is the connection between Branson and The Worm HOle
Versace: left over letters from line 1: u o o r o
Pudgie: this.. is where the forever repeating cycle meets branson
this is where we find out what this all means and how it connects to the fuckingpigflu
Versace: left over letters from line 2: n n
flip a u into an n
then we have line 1: ooro, line 2: n
Pudgie: dudu
dude
in the non-orientable strip.. the "u" is an "n"
it just has to travel far enough across the strip
to reflect over into the other
Versace: a misdrawn "r" could be interpreted for an "n" easily
then we are left with the three "OOO"
interlinked mobius
and 3 (do you hear me?) THREE d TUBE
or if you build an "n" from an "r" and an "o" we are left with a more traditional "OO" which translates into an obvious hieroglyphic of a mobius strip
ouroboros is branson through the klein bottle looking glass
the ouroboros is the genesis snake
In the beginning there was BRANSON
IS BRANSON ADAM??
Pudgie: the ouroboros was probably the beginning of the mobius strip.. the first occurrence
they were afraid to show us the true, twisted, non-orientability of the mobius existence
Versace: snake is the revealer of truth (mobius dyslexia)
Pudgie: so.. they used the snake eating itself as an introduction
well.. it is the revealer of all being its own opposite
or reflection
Versace: Branson is Adam, the first human being
Pudgie: yes.. but we mean
"Branson" is Adam
Versace: HOLY CUCA
i think we mean "Branson" is "Adam"
Pudgie: because.. Branson is "Branson"
but without Branson.. there is still "Branson"
Pudgie: it's like.. wtf is G*D or YHWH or whatever.. "Branson" is the symbol for it.. but you can't really say it
and Branson is a representation of "Branson"
oh.. and i think.. maybe we mean that Adam is "Branson"
Versace: what is also interesting is the ouroboros is like the ultimate boy fantasy of being able to suck your own dick
Pudgie: Branson IS the boy sucking his own dick.. that's his magic
Versace: he has no vertebrae
no "spine"
he is part jackal
Pudgie: look.. we already know... he is a part of all time
Versace: we need to see his scalp
Pudgie: it is forever
it has always been new to you
and to me
Versace: i must have the amnesia gene on the dna Pudgie helix strip
Pudgie: but that is the magic of branson
it is forever new
Versace: new olds
Pudgie: we only have a little time.. we must prepare for the fuckingpigflu so we can survive long enough to really understand everything we are learning now.
Versace: when pigs fly - pigs flew - pig flu = this is all impossible
but it already happened
Pudgie: pigs flu
pigs flu is already here
pig's flu will bring us into the future
Versace: when pigs flew is a thing of the past
Pudgie: maybe that is what the "when pigs fly" thing means
it is a mis-nostradamusification of a future-vision
he heard.. "Pig's flu"
and thought..
it was about pigs flying
but.. it wasn't
it was a mistake
it was about the pig flu.. that would try to wipe us out
but.. he didn't know fucking ENGLISH.. FUCK!!!
Versace: but all conditions that were dependent on "when pigs fly" were impossibilities
Pudgie: so
Versace: so some crazy CRAZY shit is going to happen
Pudgie: whe n
the "Pig's Flu"
is here
..
anything
is possible
Versace: spontaneous miscenegation
Pudgie: haha
all those crazy mixed race sexual encounters
it's all possible.
Versace: a better world is plausible
Pudgie: you understand how to fight the pig flu right?
Versace: suck my own dick?
Pudgie: no..that's just something to do for fun if you can
the pig-bird-flu kills peep between 20-45
Versace: the worst part abt bleached eyes is i can't see the pigs
Pudgie: because they are healthy
and they immune system overreacts
Versace: so i shd change my birth certificate
Pudgie: so you have to weaken your immune system to survive the fuckingpigflu
Versace: good thing i am always depressed and drunk all the time
that shd save Versace
Pudgie: you die of a cytokline storm..
dammit.. what’s the spelling
yes, you have to drink booze
and eat sugary shit
Versace: ok let Versace get some Peeps and soak them in rum
Pudgie: no man
Versace: branson rum
Pudgie: you need Hawaiian Punch1
and rum
Versace: Punchy
Pudgie: it has been leading us up to the path of survival and transcendence into the future
in the past
Versace: Long Live PUNCHY, survivor of the time when pigs flew
Pudgie: people would be like.. "That's retarded.. drinking hawaiian punch and rum.. it's very bad for you"
now.. they're like.. "How did you know? it was the only way to survive pig's flying."
Versace: ok time to do some 151 with HP for dinner
add a floater
Pudgie: http://www.cytokinestorm.com/
that's what gets you! the Cytokine Storm!!
are you putting shit in your drink?
that should be extra weakening on your immune system..
so that's good.
Versace: i dont want to freak you too hard, but why don't you sit down and open the cytokinestorm link you just sent Versace, then open this...
http://www.astrotheVersace.com/celestar/portrait.php?info=1&clef=36CvC2S9pb8u
we have some serious brain bran to ass shit right now
Pudgie: OHSHIT!
it's its chart
the "branson" chart
Versace: he is when pigs fly
he is the time of the impossible happening
Pudgie: it always seems so surprising to see.. but.. that is the nature of "Branson"... always new
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